The United States of HUElavia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Saul Carpentier with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.02 billion HUElavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curumba. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient HUElavian economy, worth a remarkable 5,641 trillion Hueks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 375,601 Hueks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, President Saul Carpentier spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown. HUElavia's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

HUElavia is ranked 268,022^nd in the world and 10,405^th in the Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -584.23 on the Hayek Index.