The United Kingdom of Hrselvgar is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic population of 126 million Hrselvgarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Hrselvgarian economy, worth 7.20 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,175 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrselvgar's national animal is the Eurasian Elk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrselvgar is ranked 245,510^th in the world and 3^rd in Almari for Most Authoritarian, with 384.6 milliStalins.