The CECCP of Hoxar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Walter Vassarioanovich White with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.453 billion Hoxariats are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskova-Dräzbjërg. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hoxarian economy, worth 764 trillion Ostanian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,720 Ostanian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, political activists are routinely executed, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and billions of Ostanian Marks are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoxar's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is State Sponsored Atheism.

Hoxar is ranked 323,142^nd in the world and 4,889^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 33.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.