The Disputed Territories of How Dare You Germany is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Beloved Anti-German Agolf Hissler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.925 billion Anti-Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of It's not Berlin. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Anti-German economy, worth 525 trillion Bladders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 106,630 Bladders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. How Dare You Germany's national animal is the Bingus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

How Dare You Germany is ranked 32,971^st in the world and 40^th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.03 law-abiding acts per hour.