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Beloved homeland, Horrsangia!
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,425thLargest Retail Industry: 20,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,983rd
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Horrsangia

Population683 million

CurrencySang
AnimalGerman Langshan Chicken

The Constitutional Monarchy of Horrsangia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 683 million Horrsangians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The very strong Horrsangian economy, worth 44.6 trillion Sangs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,261 Sangs, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Horrsangia's national animal is the German Langshan Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Horrsangia is ranked 118,227th in the world and 5,458th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 5.36 crimes per hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,425thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 20,021stMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,983rd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 207th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 578th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 729th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,044th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Horrsangia, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrsangia, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrsangia, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrsangia, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrsangia, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrsangia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Horrsangia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Horrsangia altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrsangia, Horrsangia has designated Horrsangia City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrsangia, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.

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