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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 454thHighest Crime Rates: 1,884thRudest Citizens: 2,187th
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Horn of Havenkaap

Population588 million

CapitalCape Archaica

AnimalSteppe Eagle

The Rogue Nation of Horn of Havenkaap is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 588 million Kaapians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Archaica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaapian economy, worth 55.6 trillion Gulders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 94,530 Gulders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 425,385 per year while the poor average 12,959, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the national symbol of Horn of Havenkaap is now always featured on a skewer, and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Horn of Havenkaap's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Horn of Havenkaap is ranked 39,021st in the world and 1,190th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 41.46 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 454thHighest Crime Rates: 1,884thRudest Citizens: 2,187thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,259thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,117thMost Influential: 3,182ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,988thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,750thFattest Citizens: 4,923rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,463rdMost Avoided: 6,228thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,737thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,198thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,662ndMost Armed: 8,981stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,181stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,899thLargest Gambling Industry: 17,182ndMost Pro-Market: 17,215thHighest Drug Use: 19,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,952ndMost Politically Free: 21,153rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,287th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 84th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 96th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 105th in the regionFattest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 118th in the regionMost Avoided: 150th in the regionMost Influential: 181st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 189th in the regionMost Armed: 209th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 215th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 270th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 294th in the regionMost Politically Free: 344th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 422nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 561st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 579th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 590th in the regionNudest: 648th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 744th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 779th in the regionMost Secular: 783rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Horn of Havenkaap voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kuriko".
  • : Horn of Havenkaap voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Disease Vectors".
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, the national symbol of Horn of Havenkaap is now always featured on a skewer.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Steppe Eagle.
  • : Horn of Havenkaap was endorsed by The Republic of Markhor.
  • : Horn of Havenkaap was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Horn of Havenkaap, teachers label difficult children as "somebody else's problem" before expelling them.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 269 » Zukchiva, Pakitsk, Bachtendekuppen, Ephem, Greater New Cassandra, VW53Aland, East Malaysia, A mean old man, Impire of Driesmania, The Earth Systems Alliance, H-Zhena, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, Evrigenis, Staynes, Wiranath, Shavara, Rainbow Vests, Grossvietnam, Merlovich, Slys Paws, Rokaku, Roliganistan, La xinga, Nigon, Imperial Akatsuki, Isanastivia, Layngderfleethe, The Solar Ottomans, Liberstankonia, Condo of Grick, Adolanta, Chria Deau, Centrical Union, Zidium, Pureian, CANZUK 1, Euricanis, Bysios, Propwash, Kampf Empire, St Guilders Gate, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Talitoa, New Leganes, Iodinia, Debluu, New Amerindia, Taurora, Barfleur, and 219 others.Korktopia, Kilkire, Kaigi, Ripsylvania, Schrebia, Enou, Samaltak True, Warren democracy, BuciLand, Unger under over, Tshana, Ankras, Konouj, Conikslan, Aeljae, Monteconstance, Lingu, BearStackof2015, Rhothstan, Lanagon, CheeseBurrito, Castle Federation, New Bradenia Ghost, Serkin, Distro-Spartica, Tassirion, Hexyia, Kingdom of Palau and other Constituents, Republic of Berzerkistan, Wynberg, Chubaka, Bai Lung, Free Nal Graakuo, Sojaristan, Adavan, Dorles, Firenation91, Tallegaesia, Quinto Piano, Dannemarie, Alderaciea, Trimmania, East Totorria, Servants of Gizmo, Stadacon, Reschaters, EnderShnovia, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Seri Tai Republic, Dratava, Belora Gyles, North Insomnia, Platypus Islands, Amabilis, Kianhua, Luisagna, Brotherland, Janoobi Jazair, Pekweng, Andurand, Dark Edgyness, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Lurolona, Drunken Seal Islands, Nevertopia, Cameronia Excellentia, Carolina Bay, Nyanhai, ReeK, Asendavia, Wanabe, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Blobbo, Fellon, The Eternal Land of Jong, Kublam, Kristanya, Kucia, Impia Aghte, Zulkig, HinduRashtr, Gemlon, West Akhzaristan, Trinatium, Bullpups, Sen Jast, Endertopias, ReReReRepublic, Joundia, Wizardonia, Biggstonia, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Interdimensional Waifus, Zanottilandia, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Monix, Cymru Broadcasters, Dragonia, Tuvaltastan, Impaxia, Gyp Land, Slonful, Skaivania, Moewland, Conqerica, Lilisk, Holy Alasia Orozen, New Liberitad, Concentus, Valkyron Union, New Ailartsua, Hokolokia, Monezambique, Narinoland, Socialist Holy American Empire, Jyzeria, Ayaupia, Ribanzi, Merkez, Amihan, Noreds Thereneuthene, A Slanted Black Stripe, The Empire of Rijelv, Federated States of Zootron, The island of Kiria, Lyontisia, Enlil, Kalaratri, Lebarestan, Survivoristan, Libertanny, Alttaea, Broengtopia, Kotawia, Upper Ellisse, Hentaigoku, The American Free States, Arouran, Freedom Fascists, Santa Dystopia, Tretrid, Mays Austrian Nation, Axdel, Neptunian Military Administration, Freedom town incorporated, Am Echad, Headpat Central, Under Sea Desert, Forro Islands, Collective Individualism, Ridann, Slongs, CopyCato, Legna, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Chols Worithopia, Pledonia, Hertogenbosch, Bharatewa, Felsinki, Galve, Zang0, Mog the Moogle, Neue Leipzig, Elejamie, The Almighty Country, Davinhia, Nossepachina, Yuritoria, United China Nation, Yelkinam, Kangarawa, Norgsveldet, Rhealaliit, Savorca, ArenaC, Leedur-laand, Martonica, Syriusz, Riveraland, Goodnamesarerare, Dravida India, Roissyland, 3 14159265358979323846264, Lantros, Gemmena, Khvetsch, Aaryavarta Bhoomi, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, New Mainz, FreedomIand, Dirty Americans, Solis Ortis, Edmontia, German South-East Africa, Werglum, Kriov, Morrowine, Azakhuland, Chriona, Mahatakutana, Scornoria, Airrajul, The New Tace, Rawdank, Niveko, Lorynia, Quebec-and-Maritimes, An Unknown End, Antserso, Cacnesia, Coruh, Gunov, Washingtonian Order, New Bobby, Acronis, Oofery, and Markhor.

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