The Kingdom of Hopenadya is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 280 million Hopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kappa. The average income tax rate is 43.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hopenadyan economy, worth 24.0 trillion kuls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,585 kuls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hopenadya's national animal is the goldfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hopenadya is ranked 26,740^th in the world and 1,241^st in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.85 bananas ingested per day.