The Republic of Hoohochimetat is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The cynical population of 10.321 billion Hoohochimetatians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Hoohochimetatian economy, worth 300 trillion rubles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,094 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Hoohochimetat flights to avoid the pay lavatories, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoohochimetat's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hoohochimetat is ranked 167,048^th in the world and 2^nd in The United Caribbean Island Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.53 law-abiding acts per hour.