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Most Ignorant Citizens: 184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 190thMost Devout: 217th
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Population3.876 billion



The Dogtatorship of Hoochlandia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.876 billion Hoochlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barkampton. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hoochlandian economy, worth 560 trillion dogfoods a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,638 dogfoods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Hoochlandia's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hauhauism.

Hoochlandia is ranked 223,724th in the world and 306th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.94 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 184thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 190thMost Devout: 217thMost Primitive: 360thMost Subsidized Industry: 577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 781stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,876thBest Weather: 2,116thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,171stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,150thLargest Black Market: 3,258thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,368thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,489thMost Influential: 6,212thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,359thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,382ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,217thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,183rdHighest Average Incomes: 15,470thLargest Governments: 18,444th
Most Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Primitive: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the region

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