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Screw 🤢 domestic 🏡 violence 🔪 we 😳 going 🌏 global 😎😎💯💯 Dictator-for-Life Louisa Mathers
Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157th
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Shoeshiner
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Good
Economy
Frightening
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Honeydewistania

Population7.591 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderDictator-for-Life Louisa Mathers
Faithphony Beatlemania

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dictator-for-Life Louisa Mathers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.591 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,080 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 274,044 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,537,642 per year while the poor average 2,838, a ratio of 893 to 1.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 293rd in the world and 17th in Lazarus for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 2.54 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157thMost Armed: 164thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 177thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 196thLargest Gambling Industry: 228thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 267thFattest Citizens: 280thMost Secular: 282ndMost Avoided: 284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 293rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 399thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 455thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 564thRudest Citizens: 585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 593rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 813thMost Efficient Economies: 974thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,088thLargest Mining Sector: 1,109thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,175thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,277thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,441stLargest Insurance Industry: 2,074thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,714thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,496thNudest: 4,559thHighest Economic Output: 7,905thTop
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Most Influential: 13,770thMost Pro-Market: 19,037thHighest Drug Use: 20,701stLargest Black Market: 20,817thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,923rd
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 117th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 150th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 218th in the regionNudest: 223rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 286th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 338th in the regionMost Influential: 371st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 840th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Honeydewistanian resumés.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • : Honeydewistania was nominated for a World Assembly Commendation by The Anarchist Territories of Calamari Lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty".

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