The Sultanate of Holy Satty Koew is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning penguin population. The hard-working population of 7.825 billion Holy Satty Koewians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The Holy Satty Koewian economy, worth 317 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,520 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Satty Koew's national animal is the penguin.

Holy Satty Koew is ranked 240,544^th in the world and 5^th in The Union of Rightwing Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.