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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,315th
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Holy Protaly

Population701 million



The Kkaganate Ezengurent of Holy Protaly is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 701 million Holy Protalyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanproligq. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Protalyian economy, worth 60.8 trillion Prots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,732 Prots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

All the playground's a stage for Holy Protalyian schoolchildren, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Prots to support "struggling" industries, the government violently suppresses separatist movements, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Protaly's national animal is the Episky, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Holy Protaly is ranked 86,939th in the world and 61st in The United Empires of Carson for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,217.1 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,661stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,315thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,937thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,377thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,557thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,037thMost Developed: 19,942nd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the region

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