The only true strength is that of the Army. Thalmeryer Torein Barjut
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,726thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,682ndMost Secular: 8,788th
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Holy Protaly

Population1.147 billion

LeaderThalmeryer Torein Barjut


The Kkaganate Ezengurent of Holy Protaly is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Thalmeryer Torein Barjut with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.147 billion Holy Protalyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khanproligq. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Protalyian economy, worth 133 trillion Prots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,602 Prots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Protaly's national animal is the Episky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Holy Protaly is ranked 17,681st in the world and 19th in The United Empires of Carson for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 18,068.91 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,726thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,682ndMost Secular: 8,788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,286thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,475thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,679thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,016thTop
Most Developed: 13,303rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,566thLargest Black Market: 14,727thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,409thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,652ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,681stMost Cultured: 18,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 21,102nd
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the region

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