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Most Influential: 2,098thMost Devout: 2,933rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,508th
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Holy Northern Greenland

Population3.059 billion

LeaderCardinal Luca
FaithRoman Catholic

CurrencyGreenland Krone
AnimalGreenland Shark

The Theocracy of Holy Northern Greenland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cardinal Luca with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.059 billion Greenlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Northern Greenlandian economy, worth 381 trillion Greenland Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,767 Greenland Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, ghost regiments exist only on paper, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Northern Greenland's national animal is the Greenland Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Holy Northern Greenland is ranked 19,167th in the world and 174th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,519.67 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 2,098thMost Devout: 2,933rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,508thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,556thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,952ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,769thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,716thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,090thMost Developed: 13,214thLowest Crime Rates: 16,214thHealthiest Citizens: 16,318thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,452ndBest Weather: 16,663rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,639thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,102ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,167thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,361stHighest Average Incomes: 20,539thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,581stSafest: 20,700th
Most Devout: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 49th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 82nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the region

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