The Theocracy of Holy Northern Greenland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cardinal Luca with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.059 billion Greenlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuk. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Holy Northern Greenlandian economy, worth 381 trillion Greenland Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,767 Greenland Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, ghost regiments exist only on paper, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Northern Greenland's national animal is the Greenland Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Holy Northern Greenland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Holy Northern Greenland was endorsed by The Dual Republics of Kanokla.
- : Holy Northern Greenland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Holy Northern Greenland endorsed The Republic of Sienkahn.
- : Holy Northern Greenland endorsed The Democratic Republic of Elitestland.
- : Holy Northern Greenland was endorsed by The Republic of Sienkahn.
- : Holy Northern Greenland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Elitestland.
- : Holy Northern Greenland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Holy Northern Greenland endorsed The Federation of Shagolaa.
- : Holy Northern Greenland was endorsed by The Federation of Shagolaa.
Endorsements Received: 70 » Saint Domingo, Ahma, Yahlia, Republic of Satherland, Irminsulia, St Scarlett, Thracia Republic, Northern German Federation, Greate San Marino, Jim the Baptist, Kenmoria WA Mission, Leranditale, Slavonia and Srijem, Slavorussia, Troltovia, The Champions League, Northlandic Republic, The New Nordic Union, Far Lim Ter, Mantcor, An Clar, Outer Sparta, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Apabeossie, Viciebskaja, Pazano, The Kingdom of Denmark, Dark Matter, Purgatio, Pydrus, Supcotia, The Seven Provinces, Imperium Anglorum, Soviet Taoistan, Wessex and Cornwall, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Thracia and Crimea, Nardin, Feria-Alkaline, British Norklon, Alsted, GanymedEuropa, Regnum Italiae, Lovisa, Elisabethshagen, Novo Portugal, Free Furentenia, WaffleEmpire, Mallesia, Bahnhofstrasse, and 20 others.Stromia, Neuchateau, Alba-Nord, Permorania, Walfo, Porury, Pilipinas and Malaya, Gingera, The Mongol Plain, Lord Sapre, Novum Hesperia, Enway, The Greater Eastern Republic, Puhja, Einswenn, Poland-Kaliningrad, Shagolaa, Elitestland, Sienkahn, and Kanokla.