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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 692ndNicest Citizens: 755th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Holy beetles

Population3.879 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of Holy beetles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.879 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Holyian economy, worth 811 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 209,274 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

Holy beetles is ranked 3,463rd in the world and 16th in World of Beetles for Smartest Citizens, with 149.74 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 449thMost Compassionate Citizens: 692ndNicest Citizens: 755thMost Pacifist: 778thSafest: 816thMost Inclusive: 851stLeast Corrupt Governments: 936thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,227thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,286thHighest Food Quality: 1,664thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,699thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,712thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,041stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,092ndLargest Governments: 2,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,430thMost Developed: 2,539thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,559thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,902ndBest Weather: 3,044thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,045thLowest Crime Rates: 3,144thMost Efficient Economies: 3,226thMost Cultured: 3,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,440thSmartest Citizens: 3,463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,313thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,311thHighest Average Incomes: 6,612thMost Secular: 6,773rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,987thMost Income Equality: 9,799thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,947thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,134thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,849th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Average: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, Santa Claus's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, Holy beetles is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.
  • : Following new legislation in Holy beetles, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.

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