For Union of Nation and Soul
Most Primitive: 141stMost Devout: 185thMost Ignorant Citizens: 282nd
The Holy Island Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.934 billion

CapitalAngel's Wait
LeaderKing Nestor Lilian II
FaithEastern Orthodoxy


The Holy Island Kingdom of Holma is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Nestor Lilian II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.934 billion Holmen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angel's Wait. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Holman economy, worth 523 trillion Drumms a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,138 Drumms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Holma's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Holma is ranked 235,062nd in the world and 1,583rd in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 499.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Primitive: 141stMost Devout: 185thMost Ignorant Citizens: 282ndMost Influential: 603rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,978thTop
Most Patriotic: 3,642ndBest Weather: 4,781stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,766thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,352ndLargest Black Market: 7,252ndMost Authoritarian: 7,411thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,158thMost Conservative: 8,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,512thMost Armed: 8,694thLargest Mining Sector: 9,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,431stMost Cultured: 12,332ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,408thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,946thLargest Governments: 17,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,435th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Conservative: 30th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 53rd in the regionMost Extreme: 59th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionMost Armed: 84th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 114th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 161st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Holma, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Holma voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Confederacy of Layem"".
  • : Holma voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Holma endorsed The Queendom of Dolorado.
  • : Holma was endorsed by The Queendom of Dolorado.
  • : Holma was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Holma, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble.
  • : Following new legislation in Holma, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".
  • : Holma voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Holma voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safe Disposal of Nuclear Waste".


World Assembly

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