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Omnipresent The Holy Emperor
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,469thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,244th
The Great Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Hokaidoi

Population2 billion

CapitalUtumno
LeaderThe Holy Emperor
FaithShotoism

CurrencyYen
AnimalEldritch Horror

The Great Holy Empire of Hokaidoi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Holy Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2 billion Hokaidoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utumno. The average income tax rate is 79.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hokaidoian economy, worth 410 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 205,380 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hokaidoi's national animal is the Eldritch Horror, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shotoism.

Hokaidoi is ranked 13,763rd in the world and 1st in The Empire Of Hokaidoi for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.03 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,469thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,244thMost Armed: 2,437thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,799thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,398thMost Patriotic: 3,517thMost Devout: 3,709thFattest Citizens: 5,129thNudest: 5,388thLargest Black Market: 5,418thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,996thHighest Average Incomes: 6,890thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,156thLargest Governments: 11,718thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,923rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,763rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,305thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,092ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,486thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,400thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,780thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,198thLowest Crime Rates: 17,589thMost Developed: 19,505thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,640thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,035thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,239thLargest Mining Sector: 26,008th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire.
  • : Hokaidoi granted posting privileges on the The Empire Of Hokaidoi Regional Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, books are often used as kindling.
  • : Following new legislation in Hokaidoi, punitive tariffs protect local industry.

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