The Militarist Kingdom of Hoile is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Albert II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.027 billion Hoilists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starstead. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hoilean economy, worth 124 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,306 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Information Technology facilities are being turned into Wolf habitats, royal babies are so on-point right now, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoile's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoile is ranked 196,353^rd in the world and 5,121^st in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -4 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.