Fortitudo et virtus
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,273rdMost Secular: 2,537thMost Influential: 3,192nd
The Militarist Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population1.027 billion

LeaderKing Albert II


The Militarist Kingdom of Hoile is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Albert II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.027 billion Hoilists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Starstead. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hoilean economy, worth 124 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,306 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Information Technology facilities are being turned into Wolf habitats, royal babies are so on-point right now, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hoile's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hoile is ranked 196,353rd in the world and 5,121st in the West Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -4 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,273rdMost Secular: 2,537thTop
Most Influential: 3,192ndSafest: 6,290thBest Weather: 6,819thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,253rdMost Pacifist: 7,434thHealthiest Citizens: 8,719thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,381stNicest Citizens: 9,569thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,901stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,362ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,364thLowest Crime Rates: 10,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,187thMost Inclusive: 11,244thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,456thMost Developed: 11,530thHighest Food Quality: 12,181stMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,068thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,280thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,039thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,706thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,005thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,630thLargest Governments: 16,855thSmartest Citizens: 17,204thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 20,408thMost Efficient Economies: 20,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,770thMost Patriotic: 23,981stMost Cultured: 24,181stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,677thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 25,641st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 72nd in the regionBest Weather: 132nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 138th in the regionSafest: 150th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 179th in the regionMost Pacifist: 179th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 200th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 204th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 206th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 213th in the regionMost Developed: 223rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionNicest Citizens: 226th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 244th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 265th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 265th in the regionMost Inclusive: 272nd in the regionLargest Governments: 284th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 298th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 316th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Patriotic: 340th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 375th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 401st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 406th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 442nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 447th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 448th in the regionMost Cultured: 452nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 508th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, royal babies are so on-point right now.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, Information Technology facilities are being turned into Wolf habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in Hoile, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Hoilean Embarrassments.
  • : Hoile endorsed The Armed Republic of Tropentarn.
  • : Hoile was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.


World Assembly

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