The Armed Republic of Hobo34 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-working population of 14.081 billion Hobo34ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Hobo34ian economy, worth 599 trillion Latinums a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,588 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hobo34's national animal is the Giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hobo34 is ranked 199,900^th in the world and 1^st in New Asia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.