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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,279thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,609th
The Dominion of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

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HMS Norwood

Population4.35 billion

CurrencySovereign
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Dominion of HMS Norwood is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 4.35 billion LKErs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving HMS Norwoodian economy, worth 402 trillion Sovereigns a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,546 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS Norwood's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

HMS Norwood is ranked 118,148th in the world and 2,140th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 308.5871983374 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,279thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,980thMost Conservative: 11,760thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,777thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,273rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,047thLargest Black Market: 24,479th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 296th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 315th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Conservative: 421st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 653rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 874th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,005th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, foreign lack of enthusiasm for HMS Norwoodian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Norwood, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.

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