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Eradicating you fiends is the meaning of Justice.
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,660thMost Devout: 32,118thMost Cultured: 32,408th
The Fiji-class Cruiser of
Authoritarian Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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HMS Jamaica

Population1.367 billion

Currencydollar
Animalhermit crab

The Fiji-class Cruiser of HMS Jamaica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.367 billion HMS Jamaicans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, although Defense, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming HMS Jamaican economy, worth 146 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,050 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, HMS Jamaica City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HMS Jamaica's national animal is the hermit crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

HMS Jamaica is ranked 37,343rd in the world and 657th in Herta Space Station for Most Patriotic, with 39.91 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,660thMost Devout: 32,118thMost Cultured: 32,408thMost Inclusive: 32,916th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 186th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186th in the regionMost Cultured: 202nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HMS Jamaica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, HMS Jamaica City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, ships are encouraged to deliberately run aground onto HMS Jamaican beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Following new legislation in HMS Jamaica, the entire entry for HMS Jamaica in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.

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