Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population7.661 billion

CapitalThe citadel
FaithHail Leader

AnimalBlue jumping ant

The Empire of Hjhkii8 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.661 billion Hjhkii8ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The citadel. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hjhkii8ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,731 trillion Ugohy8s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 487,088 Ugohy8s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, the new Blue Jumping Ant Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and artists are pillars of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hjhkii8's national animal is the Blue jumping ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hail Leader.

Hjhkii8 is ranked 2,524th in the world and 74th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 166.98 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235thMost Corrupt Governments: 280thMost Patriotic: 383rdHighest Average Incomes: 417thLowest Crime Rates: 455thMost Advanced Public Education: 492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 513thLargest Black Market: 556thLargest Governments: 560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,483rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,636thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,846thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,185thLargest Mining Sector: 2,467thSmartest Citizens: 2,524thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,286thMost Influential: 3,344thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,389thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,590thHighest Economic Output: 4,127thRudest Citizens: 4,965thMost Efficient Economies: 5,839thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,082ndMost Authoritarian: 12,228thMost Conservative: 12,618thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,381stMost Developed: 13,432ndTop
Most Secular: 14,548thHealthiest Citizens: 16,106thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,634thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,453rdMost Stationary: 25,254thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,348th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 165th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 175th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 398th in the regionMost Developed: 405th in the regionMost Stationary: 423rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 428th in the regionMost Secular: 447th in the regionLargest Populations: 472nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 519th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 594th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 634th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 699th in the regionMost Conservative: 714th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 833rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 959th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 977th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,142nd in the regionMost Extreme: 1,244th in the region

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