The Empire of Hiyya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Grogu with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.432 billion Hiyyans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hiyyapolis. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hiyyan economy, worth 520 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,720 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Mollies and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hiyya's national animal is the Molly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hiyya is ranked 241,003^rd in the world and 493^rd in United Kingdom for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -37.07 on the Hayek Index.