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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,966th
The Tough Old Crusty Professors of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Ambassador
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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History of Eladen

Population19.907 billion

CapitalThe Vault of Knowledge
LeaderThe Eladeni Historical Society
FaithHistory of Eladen

CurrencySilver Seer
AnimalTermite

The Tough Old Crusty Professors of History of Eladen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Eladeni Historical Society with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.907 billion Eladeni Historians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Vault of Knowledge. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an Eladeni History Professor economy, worth a remarkable 3,024 trillion Silver Seers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 151,915 Silver Seers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in The Eladeni Historical Society's bedroom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and bris parties are all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. History of Eladen's national animal is the Termite, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is History of Eladen.

History of Eladen is ranked 113,990th in the world and 19th in Eladen for Highest Drug Use, scoring 65 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,342ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,966thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,011thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,075thLargest Governments: 4,168thMost Cultured: 4,477thMost Developed: 5,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,570thHighest Economic Output: 5,637thSmartest Citizens: 6,395thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,564thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,861stMost Armed: 8,242ndLowest Crime Rates: 8,427thMost Patriotic: 8,719thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,321stLargest Populations: 10,923rdHighest Food Quality: 10,981stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,060thMost Devout: 12,612thTop
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Most Stationary: 14,588thHighest Average Incomes: 14,814thMost Influential: 16,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,495thMost Inclusive: 17,813thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,216thMost Efficient Economies: 18,718thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,004thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,056thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,139th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

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  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : History of Eladen's influence in Eladen rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Largest Populations.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : History of Eladen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.

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