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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 945thMost Armed: 2,634thHighest Crime Rates: 2,813th
The Community of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Highspeed Etoile

Population1.16 billion

CapitalFuji SuperSpeedway

Currencyyen
Animalcar

The Community of Highspeed Etoile is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.16 billion Highspeed Etoileans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuji SuperSpeedway. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Highspeed Etoilean economy, worth 118 trillion yen a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 102,344 yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dissidents are commonly labelled as baby-killers, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Highspeed Etoile's national animal is the car, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Highspeed Etoile is ranked 56,348th in the world and 173rd in Ambition for Highest Average Incomes, with 102,344.54 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 945thMost Armed: 2,634thHighest Crime Rates: 2,813thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,265thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,398thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,656thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,939thRudest Citizens: 3,987thFattest Citizens: 4,005thMost Avoided: 4,896thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,512thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,874thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,020thLargest Retail Industry: 11,595thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 18,650thMost Inclusive: 22,202ndMost Secular: 25,849thMost Politically Free: 30,852nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 110th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 173rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 318th in the regionMost Inclusive: 368th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 433rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference.
  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, dissidents are commonly labelled as baby-killers.
  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
  • : Highspeed Etoile was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in Highspeed Etoile, a chain of pubs that cater solely to children has recently been unveiled.

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