The Democratic Republic of Hexalaing is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 202 million Hexalaingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Hexalaingian economy, worth 6.70 trillion Hexes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 33,176 Hexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, the Hex is worth its weight in gold, and misbehaving falcons deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hexalaing's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Hexalaing is ranked 233,976^th in the world and 1,317^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.26 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.