The Dominion of Hevanace is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mikelea Howitzen with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.517 billion Hevanaceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 59.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Hevanacean economy, worth 110 trillion pinshes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,671 pinshes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk, bombs make good ploughs, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hevanace's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solunarism.
Hevanace is ranked 324,692nd in the world and 6th in Dogiland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -8.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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Hevanace, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
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Hevanace, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
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Hevanace, bombs make good ploughs.
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Hevanace, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk.
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Hevanace, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.
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Hevanace, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
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Hevanace, every week is blindness awareness week.
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Hevanace, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
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Hevanace, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins.
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Hevanace, it is said that a Hevanacean woman's work is never done.