Population | 7.036 billion |
Currency | kibble |
Animal | cat |
The Republic of Here Kitty Kitty 5 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its fear of technology, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.036 billion kitties are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.8%.
The frighteningly efficient feline economy, worth 703 trillion kibbles a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,042 kibbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
People are often woken up by rubbish music, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and the government's stance on marriage is 'Let kitties marry themselves'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Here Kitty Kitty 5's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Here Kitty Kitty 5 is ranked 46,068th in the world and 5th in Here Kitty Kitty for Most Stationary, with 945.78542247472 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Here Kitty Kitty 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 5, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let kitties marry themselves'.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 5, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 5, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 5, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 5, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Here Kitty Kitty 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 5, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
- : Following new legislation in Here Kitty Kitty 5, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations.
- : Here Kitty Kitty 5 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".