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This world is a living hell
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,307thMost Patriotic: 2,148thMost Armed: 2,202nd
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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HellSpire

Population3.615 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalBat

The Empire of HellSpire is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.615 billion HellSpireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HellSpirean economy, worth 758 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 209,911 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HellSpire's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

HellSpire is ranked 15,423rd in the world and 598th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,358.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,307thMost Patriotic: 2,148thMost Armed: 2,202ndMost Influential: 2,608thTop
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Most Secular: 2,705thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,993rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,192ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,439thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,528thHealthiest Citizens: 5,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,631stLowest Crime Rates: 5,906thMost Efficient Economies: 6,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,077thHighest Average Incomes: 6,550thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,924thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,999thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,542ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,854thSmartest Citizens: 8,072ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,057thMost Inclusive: 9,936thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,746thLargest Governments: 11,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,280thTop
10%
Highest Food Quality: 13,825thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,831stMost Conservative: 19,112thMost Developed: 20,820thLargest Black Market: 21,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,063rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,485thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,163rd
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Most Armed: 67th in the regionMost Patriotic: 85th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 139th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 161st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 202nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 226th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 261st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 266th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 286th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 308th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 308th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 388th in the regionLargest Black Market: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 512th in the regionMost Inclusive: 570th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 598th in the regionLargest Governments: 602nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 741st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 769th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 823rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 841st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 902nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 906th in the regionMost Conservative: 933rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 968th in the regionMost Developed: 1,052nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,147th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HellSpire, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in HellSpire, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in HellSpire, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in HellSpire, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in HellSpire, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Batball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in HellSpire, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled.
  • : Following new legislation in HellSpire, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in HellSpire, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : HellSpire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : HellSpire endorsed The Democratic Union of New Trisone.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 154 » Aerilia, Great Bights Mum, Bankowiata, Loli County, Dreadton, Kwaj, Tachycardia, Shibutani, Corfad, Constantinolia, Hulldom, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Hardscrabble, North Bratislava, Myrenia, Low Woodland, Siwale, The Erie Doctrine, Bongo Mountain, Flurbleland, Card Kingdom, Hops and Malt, Gurou, Federation Terra Australis, Ellbonnia, New Lakemba, Ardonii, The Rhein States, Consumeistan, Loutsland, Bakestate, ForestMythal, Aenglaland, Pazair, Former English Colony, Yaorozu, PotatoFarmers, Kastonvia, Ethnon, Sojenre, Cobolica, Hoppem, Pallaith, Sunto, Q w e r t y, Seanat, Varisland, Filibustra, and 104 others.Waystar Fujiwara International, Ohiyo, Regallio, Sil Dorsett, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Napnap, Steampunk Ariel, Maott, Orado, Plangainer, Tyirza, Valiacorkit, United States of Dictators, Omicron Persei V111, Libertarianists States, Xagill, Galbadiana, Inspiratus, Prevaland, Pinguioris, Wisconsota, Simone Republic, Artoriticitys, Oannia, Pinky Queen, Capablanca, Toilet Man, Piura, Omnistria, Banaus, Kree Turrytopia, Heilhum Imperius, Zyvetskistaahn, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Scroplia, Testnation223, Miyasaka, Praestania, Communist Beijing Must be China, Surb Clant, Kandorith, Ayuzhhhhh, Unshleepd, Ishtimbine, Berke Khan, Sea Star Islands, Sechiole, Hopenadya, Twinbrook, 1 very fast endotarter, Antiyard, Laurendon, Meadowfields, Yokciq Empire, Almond Tofu, Individualist Catopia, Cowbridge, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, Parpyduckland, Holy Marcus Empire, SteelFists, The Austro Germanic Union, Uritalitaria, Riocht mor Daraen, Neo Santos, Merconitonitopia, Ovekisu, Chipoli, Kurkmeistan, Runeda, Guslantis, The Arverni Lands, Kaschovia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Davidianian, Intion North, Radicaster, Austro-Bavarian States, Wolffoxia, GrayingOut, Liberate World Order, The Serdey Islands, Alqaran, King Rainbow Cat, Demidexia, Antipodea and Allies, New American Nations, Greater Cesnica, Two Yellow Star, TyGerria, Idotistanistan, Tsandonown, New Soges, Iukatia, Lennie Briscoe, FurryFeet, Uttarakhand, Socialist Industrial Council Republics, Salvo Republic, New-Ferytland, Cult of Silence, and New Trisone.

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