The Armed Republic of HellsEarth is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 344 million HellsEarthians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 33.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient HellsEarthian economy, worth 16.0 trillion HellCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,510 HellCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HellsEarth's national animal is the Demon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HellsEarth is ranked 233,116^th in the world and 115^th in Vultune for Nudest, with 85.5 cheeks per square mile.