The Imperium of Hellenic Exusia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Dimitrios III with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.628 billion Exusians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 26.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Exusian economy, worth 665 trillion Phoenixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,823 Phoenixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Hellenic Exusia's national animal is the Double-headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Nationalism.

Hellenic Exusia is ranked 16,645^th in the world and 323^rd in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 69.35 quips per hour.