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Most Devout: 8,963rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,390thLargest Mining Sector: 13,092nd
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Hellenic-League

Population8.567 billion

CurrencyGull
AnimalEagle

The Kingdom of Hellenic-League is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.567 billion Hellenic-Leagueans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellenic-Leaguean economy, worth 876 trillion Gulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 102,367 Gulls, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, and citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellenic-League's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Hellenic-League is ranked 25,539th in the world and 7th in Earth Of Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,450.19461354152 days.

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Most Devout: 8,963rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,390thLargest Mining Sector: 13,092ndMost Armed: 14,233rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,652ndTop
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Most Stationary: 25,539thMost Conservative: 25,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,311thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29,319th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Hellenic-Leaguean Embarrassments.
  • : Hellenic-League was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Following new legislation in Hellenic-League, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.

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