The Empire of Helixia is a large, pleasant nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 75 million Helixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Helixian economy, worth 4.54 trillion Yotas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 60,473 Yotas, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Helixia's national animal is the Crow, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Helixia is ranked 262,526^th in the world and 4,405^th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 8.97 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.