We may lose our brain cells, but never our dignity. Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 590th Most Influential: 1,080th Best Weather: 10,375th
The Empire of
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Helium Kittens United

Population5.386 billion

LeaderFloating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle
FaithModern Worship of Quetzalcoatl


The Empire of Helium Kittens United is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Floating Feline Empurror Wooldrizzle with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.386 billion Helium Kittens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Helium Kittens Unitedian economy, worth 256 trillion memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,646 memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helium Kittens United's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Worship of Quetzalcoatl.

Helium Kittens United is ranked 127,834th in the world and 6,592nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 590thMost Influential: 1,080thTop
Best Weather: 10,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,391stNicest Citizens: 13,894thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,035thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,853rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,813th
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Most Influential: 445th in the regionBest Weather: 581st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 596th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 752nd in the regionLargest Populations: 765th in the regionNicest Citizens: 772nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 824th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 854th in the region

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