The People's Republic of Heisen burg is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Walter White with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.718 billion Walters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Albuquerque. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Walterian economy, worth 441 trillion Crystal Meths a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,558 Crystal Meths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heisen burg's national animal is the Jesse Pinkman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tucoism.

Heisen burg is ranked 309,139^th in the world and 703^rd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -8.6 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.