The People Are Sheep, So I Shall Be Their Shepard
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110thMost Influential: 399thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,219th
The Iron-Fisted Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Heilhum Imperius

Population4.641 billion

LeaderHigh Lord Copperteir

CurrencyImperium Aeris
AnimalAes Numen

The Iron-Fisted Imperium of Heilhum Imperius is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by High Lord Copperteir with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.641 billion Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurum. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Heilhum Imperiusian economy, worth 909 trillion Imperium Aeris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,952 Imperium Aeris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas, politicians have seen a significant reduction in followers on their social media accounts, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Aes Numenball fields, and the Heilhum Imperiusian government claim that Imperials are oppressed out of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heilhum Imperius's national animal is the Aes Numen, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nationalism.

Heilhum Imperius is ranked 4,519th in the world and 268th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 20.64 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 110thMost Influential: 399thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,219thTop
Most Patriotic: 2,942ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,384thHealthiest Citizens: 4,519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,854thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,416thLowest Crime Rates: 5,537thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,893rdLargest Black Market: 6,070thMost Secular: 6,995thHighest Average Incomes: 7,771stMost Developed: 7,889thBest Weather: 8,136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,786thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,885thSmartest Citizens: 8,906thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,342ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,134thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,266thLargest Governments: 12,687thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,051stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,305thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,062ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,198thMost Authoritarian: 15,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,648thHighest Food Quality: 16,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,007thLargest Retail Industry: 19,911thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,812thHighest Economic Output: 23,973rdMost Income Equality: 24,102ndMost Cultured: 25,761st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionMost Influential: 90th in the regionMost Patriotic: 114th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 159th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 174th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 180th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 263rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 263rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 268th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 286th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 296th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 332nd in the regionMost Secular: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 391st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 441st in the regionBest Weather: 455th in the regionMost Developed: 474th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 485th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 519th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 608th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 619th in the regionLargest Governments: 648th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 654th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 675th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 691st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 694th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 767th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 824th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 833rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 846th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 898th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 988th in the region

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