And al' peoples sayed: ӇƛƓ'Ƨ ӇƳƓƔƝƛƬƖƧƬ ӇƖƓƔƠЄƔЄƦƳƬӇƖƝƓ Hỷghvặnỷg'ĩ Hỵkểẳnı Hỷgkĩhgvhử
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,869thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,652nd
The 𝐇𝐲𝐠𝐯𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Founder / Higvopresident of Higvoeverything
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.086 billion

LeaderHỷghvặnỷg'ĩ Hỵkểẳnı Hỷgkĩhgvhử


The 𝐇𝐲𝐠𝐯𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 of Hegvanigson is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hỷghvặnỷg'ĩ Hỵkểẳnı Hỷgkĩhgvhử with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.086 billion Hegkpūsh are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʜᴇᴘᴏɴɢᴇʏᴀᴘ. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hegkphām economy, worth 181 trillion ʜʏᴇᴍᴘᴇsᴇs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,014 ʜʏᴇᴍᴘᴇsᴇs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Warm coats are the hottest trend, most Hegkpūsh wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hegvanigson's national animal is the ʜʀɪʀᴠᴀɴᴀ, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hygjoanism.

Hegvanigson is ranked 6,005th in the world and 1st in The Power Gulids II for Highest Poor Incomes, with 136,547.75 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,869thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,652ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,789thLargest Mining Sector: 7,489thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,799thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,164thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,343rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,698thHighest Average Incomes: 11,987thTop
Most Secular: 13,596thMost Patriotic: 13,607thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,947thLargest Black Market: 14,994thMost Developed: 15,071stLowest Crime Rates: 19,377thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,039thMost Authoritarian: 20,785thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,975thLargest Governments: 23,838thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,340thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,102ndSmartest Citizens: 26,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,668thMost Inclusive: 26,711th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

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