Population | 2.133 billion |
Capital | USP 9 |
Leader | Supreme Overlord |
Currency | share of USAC |
Animal | hammerhead shark |
The Anti Poverty-Pony of Heckler and Koch is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Overlord with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.133 billion Elitists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of USP 9. The average income tax rate is 65.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Heckler and Kochian economy, worth 283 trillion shares of USAC a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,889 shares of USAC, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Supreme Overlord to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heckler and Koch's national animal is the hammerhead shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Heckler and Koch is ranked 290,576th in the world and 10th in Powdered Toast for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Heckler and Koch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Highest Average Incomes.
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Heckler and Koch, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Supreme Overlord to meetings with foreign heads of state.
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Heckler and Koch, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
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Heckler and Koch, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
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Heckler and Koch, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
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Heckler and Koch, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
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Heckler and Koch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Patriotic.
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Heckler and Koch, unemployed school bus drivers photobomb virtual classroom meetings.
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Heckler and Koch, foreign leaders are advising that Supreme Overlord's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
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Heckler and Koch, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.