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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 459th Most Influential: 1,801st Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,836th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
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Population804 million



The Armed Republic of HeartLard is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 804 million HeartLardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lard. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.4%.

The frighteningly efficient HeartLardian economy, worth 79.2 trillion Drachmaes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 98,463 Drachmaes, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, foreign governments regularly accuse the HeartLardian military of war crimes, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HeartLard's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

HeartLard is ranked 141,002nd in the world and 7,373rd in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.2 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 459thTop
Most Influential: 1,801stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,836thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,808th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 214th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 342nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 670th in the regionRudest Citizens: 811th in the region

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