Population | 5.24 billion |
Currency | Card |
Animal | Kuriboh |
The Republic of Heartlandraco is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.24 billion Heartlandracoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Heartlandracoan economy, worth 646 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,351 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, Heartlandraco City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, and politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heartlandraco's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Heartlandraco is ranked 226,891st in the world and 3,927th in Suspicious for Most Average, scoring 29.82 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Heartlandraco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Heartlandraco, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
- : Following new legislation in Heartlandraco, Heartlandraco City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
- : Following new legislation in Heartlandraco, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
- : Following new legislation in Heartlandraco, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Heartlandraco, incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff.
- : Following new legislation in Heartlandraco, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Heartlandraco, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in Heartlandraco, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Heartlandraco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed and Longest Average Lifespans.