Get a beach house. The Froopy Trillian
Most Influential: 423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,468thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,822nd
The Island Paradise of
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Population16.429 billion

CapitalVillage of Oracles
LeaderThe Froopy Trillian

CurrencyFlainian Pobble Bead
AnimalHawalian Goat

The Island Paradise of Hawalius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Froopy Trillian with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.429 billion Hawaliae love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Oracles. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hawalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,653 trillion Flainian Pobble Beads a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,652 Flainian Pobble Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Hawaliae, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Froopy Trillian to meetings with foreign heads of state, and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawalius's national animal is the Hawalian Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hawalius is ranked 203,675th in the world and 2,052nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -10.25 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,468thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,822ndTop
Best Weather: 2,567thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,015thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,293rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,956thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,286thSafest: 4,701stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,310thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,758thMost Cultured: 7,730thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,904thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,750thMost Stationary: 8,777thHighest Economic Output: 9,346thHealthiest Citizens: 10,216thLargest Populations: 10,245thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,245thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 10,935thLargest Governments: 13,456thSmartest Citizens: 14,257thMost Secular: 14,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,164thMost Developed: 15,686thMost Inclusive: 17,349thNicest Citizens: 17,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,479thNudest: 20,454th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionSafest: 80th in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 98th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 101st in the regionLargest Populations: 105th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 119th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionNudest: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 166th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 173rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202nd in the region

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