|Capital||Village of Oracles|
|Leader||The Froopy Trillian|
|Currency||Flainian Pobble Bead|
The Island Paradise of Hawalius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Froopy Trillian with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.429 billion Hawaliae love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Village of Oracles. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Hawalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,653 trillion Flainian Pobble Beads a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,652 Flainian Pobble Beads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Hawaliae, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Froopy Trillian to meetings with foreign heads of state, and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawalius's national animal is the Hawalian Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Free Las Pinas.
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bortheria.
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The Republic of Liberdon.
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Lisokyo.
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The Community of Islands of Czechia.
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The United States of Nemohsis.
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The Dominion of United North American Islands.
- : Hawalius was endorsed by The Principality of Haxx Isles.
- : Hawalius was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
Endorsements Received: 83 » Future of Mankind, The Soylent Green Party, Tzo, Seranis, Old Atlantica, Grungerock, New Dracora, Zeganas, Seantonia, Kyrizstanislav, Zyrcrestia, Testa, Perzische Keizer, Samonaemia, Anollasia, Karlando, Dustwind, Creeptopia, Killettland, Achiotopia, Aspistania, Maalemzya, Echocrimsonia, Wysrod, New Fania, PYT, Nooooooooooooooo, Kuriko, Ignis Cinere, Eames, Arctic Coalition, Tapperhed, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Zopciria, QuazaFire, Tangora, Nixtodea, Free Land of Rebellium, Isentran, Oyste, Kebecois, Evonidiche, Lamborghini Murcielago, Ferte, Northern Nivaria, Spncrgmn, Libertaritaritaritaria, Grimmywelsh, Anisopterra, Constantinolia, and 33 others.Krystalveil, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Decent Humans, Randopian, Jeelung, Johnne Green, Neojinkotsu, The Republic of Osea, Ytvigshill, Vill Send, Chocolate Coookies, Lesbi, Alen-roshh, Medetas, Snakeden, Xemja, Itic, Evertopia, Lite-Brites, Leprechaun Gold, Vivolkha, Armatha, Waitiki, Kachikawawa, Haxx Isles, United North American Islands, Nemohsis, Islands of Czechia, Lisokyo, Liberdon, Bortheria, and Free Las Pinas.