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Civil unrest, it's a riot!
Fattest Citizens: 269thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 345th
The Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Havoc Highlands

Population15.766 billion

CapitalLigma
LeaderSir Havoc McDouglas VII
FaithSlotholicism

CurrencyJount
AnimalSloth

The Dominion of Havoc Highlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Havoc McDouglas VII with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.766 billion Havoc Highlandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ligma. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Havoc Highlandsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,308 trillion Jounts a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 336,715 Jounts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,348,878 per year while the poor average 56,398, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, the fate of the world literally rests on Sir Havoc McDouglas VII's fingers, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Havoc Highlands's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slotholicism.

Havoc Highlands is ranked 12,849th in the world and 1st in Leave Me Alonia for Most Stationary, with 1,961.3878766554 days.

Top
1%
Fattest Citizens: 269thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 345thHighest Disposable Incomes: 499thMost Avoided: 536thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 615thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 650thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 720thMost Armed: 742ndMost Corrupt Governments: 748thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 775thLargest Mining Sector: 791stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 808thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,096thMost Patriotic: 1,137thLargest Retail Industry: 1,168thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,556thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,855thHighest Average Incomes: 1,979thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,623rdTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 3,010thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,000thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,523rdLargest Black Market: 5,963rdRudest Citizens: 5,996thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,519thMost Efficient Economies: 7,254thLargest Governments: 7,338thMost Devout: 8,138thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,945thLowest Crime Rates: 10,208thMost Stationary: 12,849thMost Authoritarian: 13,142ndMost Influential: 14,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,467thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 15,123rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,403rdLargest Populations: 24,580th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, babysitters are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, the fate of the world literally rests on Sir Havoc McDouglas VII's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, movie references are legally admissible in court.
  • : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Havoc Highlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Havoc Highlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Sir Havoc McDouglas VII's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Havoc Highlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.

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