Population | 15.766 billion |
Capital | Ligma |
Leader | Sir Havoc McDouglas VII |
Faith | Slotholicism |
Currency | Jount |
Animal | Sloth |
The Dominion of Havoc Highlands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Havoc McDouglas VII with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.766 billion Havoc Highlandsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ligma. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Havoc Highlandsian economy, worth a remarkable 5,308 trillion Jounts a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 336,715 Jounts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,348,878 per year while the poor average 56,398, a ratio of 23.9 to 1.
Movie references are legally admissible in court, the fate of the world literally rests on Sir Havoc McDouglas VII's fingers, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Havoc Highlands's national animal is the Sloth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slotholicism.
Havoc Highlands is ranked 12,849th in the world and 1st in Leave Me Alonia for Most Stationary, with 1,961.3878766554 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
- : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, the fate of the world literally rests on Sir Havoc McDouglas VII's fingers.
- : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, movie references are legally admissible in court.
- : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
- : Havoc Highlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, gambling is outlawed.
- : Havoc Highlands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Havoc Highlands, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Sir Havoc McDouglas VII's window to draw attention to their issues.
- : Havoc Highlands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.