For the liberation of all Machinekind! Queen Vexus
Highest Poor Incomes: 388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 410thMost Patriotic: 663rd
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Haruhi Japan

Population6.002 billion

LeaderQueen Vexus
FaithChurch of Machine

Currencycluster dollar
Animalrobot hawk

The Cluster Hivemind of Haruhi Japan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Vexus with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.002 billion Cluster are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robotropolis. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cluster economy, worth a remarkable 2,408 trillion cluster dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 401,235 cluster dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the fattest folk in Haruhi Japan look to be the happiest ones, and religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haruhi Japan's national animal is the robot hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Church of Machine.

Haruhi Japan is ranked 245,597th in the world and 5th in The Vincence Empire for Highest Drug Use, scoring 10 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 388thMost Valuable International Artwork: 410thMost Patriotic: 663rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 864thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 932ndHighest Average Incomes: 941stLargest Publishing Industry: 979thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,047thLargest Retail Industry: 1,341stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,359thLargest Black Market: 1,457thMost Armed: 1,584thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,254thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,373rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,598thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,655thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,020thLowest Crime Rates: 3,108thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,180thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,277thMost Cultured: 3,355thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,356thLargest Mining Sector: 3,624thMost Efficient Economies: 3,773rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,780thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,829thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,870thSmartest Citizens: 3,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,365thMost Developed: 4,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,946thLargest Governments: 6,056thHealthiest Citizens: 6,806thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,097thHighest Economic Output: 7,615thMost Secular: 7,771stHighest Food Quality: 10,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,558thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,265thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,761stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,995th

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