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To dedicate our lives to Paradise.
Largest Black Market: 500thMost Ignorant Citizens: 555thLargest Mining Sector: 602nd
The Holy Empire of
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Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Haret

Population16.162 billion

CapitalParadise Gate
LeaderChosen One
FaithHigh Truth

CurrencyBlessing
AnimalGriffin

The Holy Empire of Haret is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chosen One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.162 billion Haretians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise Gate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Haretian economy, worth a remarkable 4,944 trillion Blessings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 305,909 Blessings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,260,698 per year while the poor average 48,871, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and Haretian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Haret's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is High Truth.

Haret is ranked 259,857th in the world and 31st in Autropolis for Smartest Citizens, with 0.32 quips per hour.

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1%
Largest Black Market: 500thMost Ignorant Citizens: 555thLargest Mining Sector: 602ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 837thLargest Insurance Industry: 985thMost Devout: 1,150thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,393rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,417thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,444thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,154thHighest Average Incomes: 2,164thMost Avoided: 2,188thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 2,605thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,743rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,398thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,759thMost Primitive: 3,865thMost Patriotic: 4,345thLargest Retail Industry: 5,139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,971stMost Armed: 6,495thLargest Governments: 6,953rdFattest Citizens: 6,958thNudest: 8,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,660thLowest Crime Rates: 8,899thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,024thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,922ndTop
10%
Largest Populations: 17,956thMost Efficient Economies: 18,780thMost Conservative: 19,836thMost Authoritarian: 23,278th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Nudest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Haret, Haretian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Haret, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Haret, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Haret was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Haret was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Aaydofan of Zenar, curing 80 million infected.

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