The Holy Queendom of Hanayo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mirai Tsukiyo Han with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.681 billion Hanayoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seikyō. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hanayoan economy, worth 445 trillion dons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,060 dons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The national symbol of Hanayo is now always featured on a skewer, wandering Hanayoans are known for their one-track minds, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hanayo's national animal is the kitsune, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hanayo is ranked 267,220^th in the world and 167^th in Africa for Most Patriotic, with 3.64 flags saluted per person per day.