Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,062ndMost Avoided: 2,805th
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Hammer Britannia

Population8.316 billion

FaithTo be honest I don't know

CurrencyHuman Baby
AnimalUr mom

The Split Personality of Hammer Britannia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pink with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.316 billion Brits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brixton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Human Babies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,004 Human Babies, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hammer Britannia's national animal is the Ur mom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is To be honest I don't know.

Hammer Britannia is ranked 126,348th in the world and 110th in The Labyrinth for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 626.74 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,062ndTop
Most Avoided: 2,805thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,577thLargest Black Market: 4,279thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,364thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,609thLargest Retail Industry: 7,048thMost Armed: 7,580thMost Efficient Economies: 9,560thMost Influential: 9,576thHighest Average Incomes: 9,715thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,286thHighest Economic Output: 11,461stLargest Gambling Industry: 13,073rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,022ndMost Developed: 16,392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,346thSmartest Citizens: 20,521st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the region

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