The United States of Hamerica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Jones with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.753 billion Hamericans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamerican economy, worth a remarkable 1,489 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 258,845 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamerica's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hamerica is ranked 336^th in the world and 19^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 200.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.