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No gods, no masters
Highest Crime Rates: 562ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 846thMost Avoided: 898th
The Contested Territory of
Anarchy
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Halfordia

Population21.094 billion

Currencymetal
Animalmetal warrior

The Contested Territory of Halfordia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.094 billion Halfordians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is solely concerned with Defense. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but inefficient Halfordian economy, worth 838 trillion metals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,755 metals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 256,230 per year while the poor average 2,492, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, newspapers print only headlines, coastlines are giant slag heaps, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Halfordia's national animal is the metal warrior, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Halfordia is ranked 235,895th in the world and 103rd in Union of Free Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 562ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 846thMost Avoided: 898thMost Armed: 1,064thFattest Citizens: 1,278thHighest Drug Use: 1,419thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,985thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,450thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 2,736thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,331stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,708thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,980thMost Stationary: 5,460thLargest Retail Industry: 6,391stLargest Populations: 8,825thNudest: 9,669thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,281stMost Influential: 17,032ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,325thMost Pro-Market: 21,515thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,176thMost Extreme: 24,512thMost Politically Free: 24,853rd
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
5%
Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Halfordia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Halfordia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Halfordia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Halfordia, coastlines are giant slag heaps.
  • : Halfordia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Halfordia, newspapers print only headlines.
  • : Halfordia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Halfordia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Halfordia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Halfordia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.

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