The City of Half Moon Bay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Kowalczyk with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 16.137 billion Half Moon Bayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Half Moon Bay. The average income tax rate is 88.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Half Moon Bayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,717 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,422 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Half Moon Bayians any less frightened, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime is totally unknown. Half Moon Bay's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Just Relax About It.

Half Moon Bay is ranked 35,649^th in the world and 3^rd in Half Moon Bay for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.99 percentage of bribes refused.