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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 36thRudest Citizens: 37th
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Economy
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Halbhalbha

Population8.131 billion

CapitalHalbhalbha City
LeaderAnne R Kist

Currencyhalb
Animalrobot

The Confederacy of Halbhalbha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anne R Kist with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 8.131 billion Halbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halbhalbha City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Halbhalbhan economy, worth a remarkable 2,610 trillion halbs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 321,063 halbs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,743,437 per year while the poor average 30,455, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and a milk bath costs more than bathing in money. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Halbhalbha's national animal is the robot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Halbhalbha is ranked 237,627th in the world and 6,146th in the Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 2.06 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 29thLargest Retail Industry: 36thRudest Citizens: 37thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 40thMost Armed: 53rdLargest Gambling Industry: 76thFattest Citizens: 81stMost Avoided: 138thMost Rebellious Youth: 149thMost Ignorant Citizens: 173rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 270thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 282ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 283rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 541stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 702ndLargest Mining Sector: 809thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,506thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,599thHighest Average Incomes: 1,663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,803rdTop
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Most Devout: 3,303rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,425thHighest Economic Output: 5,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,001stNudest: 6,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,443rdTop
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Most Stationary: 13,308thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,310thMost Influential: 15,671stHighest Drug Use: 17,487thLargest Black Market: 18,629thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,305thMost Pro-Market: 19,375th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 68th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 76th in the regionNudest: 100th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 190th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 202nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 204th in the regionMost Influential: 261st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 264th in the regionLargest Black Market: 284th in the regionLargest Populations: 287th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 313th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 551st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 571st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Halbhalbha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, most halb coins are riddled with bite marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Halbhalbha, people all over Halbhalbha are dying of 'Mad Robot Disease'.

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