Population | 25.914 billion |
Capital | Soapberry |
Leader | Countess Litchi von Chinensis |
Currency | Indigo Silver |
Animal | Iridescent Short-Haired Lychee |
The Most Serene Republic of Hajima is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Countess Litchi von Chinensis with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.914 billion Hajimen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soapberry. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The strong Hajiman economy, worth a remarkable 3,177 trillion Indigo Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 122,611 Indigo Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Countess Litchi von Chinensis has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Hajima has found 2 easter eggs), lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Countess Litchi von Chinensis is spelt now, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hajima's national animal is the Iridescent Short-Haired Lychee, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Hajima is ranked 281,942nd in the world and 9,685th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 5.90126011208 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hajima's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Hajima's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Hajima, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Hajima was refounded in Balder.
- : Hajima ceased to exist in Balder.
- : Hajima's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Hajima was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Hajima's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Hajima, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences.
- : Hajima was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.